I really do pity you mere mortals now. I have developed the ability to process and consume information from any location, wherever I am. My skillz have been upgraded to such a degree as to make your pathetically limited connectivity seem infantile. Facebook, twitter, email, google – all are at my immediate disposal. Need to know what time movies are playing? I have adapted to have that information with me at all times. Need to know where the nearest restaurants are? I have absorbed the ability to detect such things within a limitless radius. I truly am now a higher form of human life, and I would rather die than go back to the way I was. You have been forewarned.
Posted on September 22nd, 2008 by nateschlomann
Filed under: Humor
and now, you will forever be controlled by a small electronic device. lol
I repeat — my son has been abducted by aliens and a cyborg has been implanted in his place
You are making me sin, by coveting what you have. lol.
I might step into the 21st century and buy an ipod. We’ll see. It might be another 10 years before I get something like the iphone. Which in 10 years will be like the stone-age.