Several more abilities have manifested themselves. Yesterday I developed the ability to detect real estate for sale nearby, wherever I happen to be. Additionally, I can now check all my e-mail accounts from anywhere and reply from each of them. I am also able to play a surprisingly crisp version of solitaire wherever I go. [...]
Posted on September 24th, 2008 by nateschlomann
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I really do pity you mere mortals now. I have developed the ability to process and consume information from any location, wherever I am. My skillz have been upgraded to such a degree as to make your pathetically limited connectivity seem infantile. Facebook, twitter, email, google – all are at my immediate disposal. Need to [...]
Posted on September 22nd, 2008 by nateschlomann
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