Several more abilities have manifested themselves. Yesterday I developed the ability to detect real estate for sale nearby, wherever I happen to be. Additionally, I can now check all my e-mail accounts from anywhere and reply from each of them. I am also able to play a surprisingly crisp version of solitaire wherever I go. [...]
Posted on September 24th, 2008 by nateschlomann
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I really do pity you mere mortals now. I have developed the ability to process and consume information from any location, wherever I am. My skillz have been upgraded to such a degree as to make your pathetically limited connectivity seem infantile. Facebook, twitter, email, google – all are at my immediate disposal. Need to [...]
Posted on September 22nd, 2008 by nateschlomann
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A chat transcript recorded earlier today:
Schlomann, Nathanael Tod [8:17 AM]:
well, i have a pretty funny story from last night
Schlomann, Nathanael Tod [8:17 AM]:
so i finally got rid of the stove that’s been on craigslist
Gentry, Stephen Murphy Jr. [8:17 AM]:
yeah?
Schlomann, Nathanael Tod [8:17 AM]:
the Reverend King showed up about 5pm apparently from the absolute sticks
Schlomann, [...]
Posted on August 6th, 2008 by nateschlomann
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It’s been quite awhile since I last blogged. I really don’t have much of an excuse, not that things haven’t been busy. But I do want to make blogging more of a priority going forward. There are a ton of things going on at conVerge and tons of thoughts to go along with them.
So what [...]
Posted on March 29th, 2008 by nateschlomann
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And here’s another more random posting. Over the Christmas break I was able to visit an amazing bookstore in Charlotte (http://www.christianbookoutletnc.com/) where they sell all kinds of relatively new Christian books at really cheap prices. I love this place, and now I found out they have 3 locations. Not good, because it takes probably about [...]
Posted on December 30th, 2007 by nateschlomann
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